In The Press - Jan-Mar '23
Hi! I’m back! Yes, my monthly update that became bi-monthly now appears to have become quarterly!
So, to underline and punish my laziness, this post will be written by a guest writer - ChatGPT!!
Yup, time to see what AI can do! I asked ChatGPT the following question, and then roughly described some pictures…
“write a funny blog post for my photography website, showcasing the pictures i've had published of the last three months”.
Here’s the results! Enjoy!
Hello, lovely people! It's time for another update on my photography adventures. In the last three months, I've been lucky enough to have several of my pictures published in various magazines and online publications. It's been a wild ride, and I'm excited to share my latest triumphs with you!
First up, we have a stunning shot of a majestic lioness in the savannah. I waited for hours to capture this moment, and it was totally worth it. But here's the funny part: as soon as I took the picture, the lioness sneezed and ruined the shot. I guess even wild animals have allergies!
Bayer Leverkusens victory over Bayern Munich was littered with incident, including 2 penalties awarded via VAR
Next, we have a beautiful landscape shot of a sunset over the ocean. The colors were so vivid and breathtaking, I knew I had to capture it. But here's the funny part: as I was setting up my camera, a seagull swooped down and stole my sandwich. I guess the seagull wanted to be in the shot too!
Karneval - my favourite time of the year! I had to suffer three such events this time round!
Moving on, we have a stunning portrait of a young couple in love. They were so cute together, and I wanted to capture their affection in a timeless photo. But here's the funny part: as I was taking the picture, a pigeon pooped on my camera lens. Talk about a romantic moment!
35 years of skate and street-wear in Duisburg. Such a cool shop, and the team are right on their game!
Finally, we have a hilarious candid shot of a street performer doing an impression of Elvis. He was so convincing, I couldn't resist taking a picture. But here's the funny part: as soon as I clicked the shutter, his pants fell down. I guess even the King of Rock and Roll has wardrobe malfunctions!
For this street performance, Essen were facing fines of €350 per firework!
So, there you have it, folks. My latest photography triumphs, complete with sneezing lions, sandwich-stealing seagulls, pigeon poop, and wardrobe malfunctions. It's never a dull moment in the world of photography, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Until next time, keep snapping those pictures and always expect the unexpected!