Back by popular demand! I’ve curated a collection of Instagram images where the poster may well at some point regret hitting the ‘share’ button! Under the spotlight this time, accounts claiming to earn a living through their Photoshop skills!
There’s a wealth of people out there that claim to be a dab-hand in the dark-art of Photoshop, and in most cases, these people are right!
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However, for every master out there, there’s a disaster! The idea was there, but the skills weren’t. Worse still, some of these guys claim to work as professional retouchers or digital artists! I know they say art is in the eye of the beholder; but i’m not sure my eyes are supposed to hurt!!
Real, professional retouchers: don’t go attaching the hosepipe to the car exhaust just yet! I think you’ll be safe!
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#1 - A Digital Shopping Trip
Most influencers like to hang around their favourite boutique. But, if you can’t find your local branch of ‘H&I’, why not just photoshop yourself there!
#2 - When the airports are closed
What do you do if you’re missing being up there collecting your air-miles? Take a flight with Dumbo of course!
#3 - The Other Side
My knowledge of time-travel portals is this - you’re not usually able to see your destination (or where you’ve just been) through them.
Maybe i’m being a little unfair. After all, this is a ‘High Quality Portal’.
#4 - Baby, I’m in Chains
The concept of this image has passed my by i think. If it’s supposed to depict not being bound by anything, then the model could at least look a bit happier about things!
Dropping the chains layer into black and white would have helped somewhat!
#5 - Tea Time
I’m sorry, but the concept and the point of this image, and of life in general has just passed my by! Put the kettle on, love!
#6 - Eye of the Tiger
The description translates as ‘Eye-Flower’. So, say no more!
#7 - He Was a Skateboard Boy
She said ‘See you later boy’.
#8 - Smoking Kills
Healthy is still dying, just slower.
After checking out that cigarette a bit closer, i’ve decided to quit - photoshop.
#9 - Mum! I’m in Wuppertal
Checking the hashtags on this chaps post, he’s a travelling model. Although, i can’t be sure if the trip he made to Germany really happened!
#10 - I thought your Dad was dead
Finally, i found this gem on Pinterest. The concept, and the idea is actually interesting, and in reality potentially providing customers with a heartwarming memento of a special day where departed loved-ones are unable to attend in body.
But the ‘advert’….well, it killed ME!
Thanks for reading! I promise, i won’t make you wait too long for some more Photoshop fails!